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This programme contains
very strong language

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? Always fooling around
When we were young ?

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? Time flies so fast
When you're having fun ?

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? Don't wanna get old ?

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? I never wanna grow up. ?

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What were Furbies all about?
They were crazy!

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No, no, I don't think
I remember the Macarena.

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Oh, I remember it! The Macarena!
It was crazy!

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The 1990s were a time of great
seismic political shifts.

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The tinderbox that was
the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait,

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the complexity
of the Balkan conflict and...

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Sorry?

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Oh. Oh, yes, I see.

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Shell suits.

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What was going on there?
They were crazy!

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Imagine being alive in the 1990s.

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It must have been incredible.

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Oh, God, why are we remembering
Global Hypercolor T-shirts?

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Yeah! Why remember something

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when it never went
out of style in the first place?

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The only thing these shows
make me nostalgic for

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is the days
that they made decent telly.

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It makes it seem like we spent ten
years listening to Cotton Eye Joe.

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I mean, why would anyone want to
remember...? Oh, my God! Pogs!

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Pogs? Oh, man, the playground craze
that took the '90s by storm!

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Do you know, I still have
my prize folder of original Pogs.

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Is it next to your prize certificate
for being an original loser?

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What's the point in hanging on to a
load of useless cardboard circles?

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Despite being dismissed by many
as useless cardboard circles,

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they are now collectors' items
and can sell for thousands of pounds.

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Thousands of pounds?!

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Oh, my God! Apparently, a complete
collection of mint condition Pogs

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sold recently for �500,000.

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Just think what we could buy
with �500,000!

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You could buy a complete collection
of mint condition Pogs!

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Well, you won't find mintier than
these. Never been played with.

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I always knew there were benefits
to being anal.

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Don't even bother, Ben!

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100% complete. We're rich!

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Yay!

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No, wait! There's one missing.

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What? That's impossible.

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They must be still worth quite a
lot!

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Of course, if even just
one of these Pogs is missing,

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the entire collection is worthless.

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Anyone who thinks otherwise
is a fucking idiot.

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A bit harsh!

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But I definitely collected that final
Pog.

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It was red and black with a silver
stripe.

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It was the first week of school.

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If only I could remember
what happened to that Pog.

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? If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe
I'd have been married long time ago ?

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? Where did you come from?
Where did you go...? ?

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Somebody save me!

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Agh!

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Ha! Huh, huh, huh! Ha!

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The Power Rangers!

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Hey there, little man.
What seems to be the problem?

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There's a big scary bully trying to
get all of my pocket money off of me!

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Shit!

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I knew you weren't a Power Ranger.
Why are you dressed like that?

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When they said we had games on Thursday,
I thought we got to pick the game.

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Oh, great! You're not going to
save me from the bully!

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Oh, no! That's him!

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Hey, bully! Leave this kid alone!

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I'm not a bully!

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You were trying to get
my pocket money off of me.

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I was just trying to get you
to invest in my pyramid scheme.

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Oh, where loads of people
put in money at the base

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and the top people
cream off the profit?

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No, where we save up together
and buy a pyramid!

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A pyramid? I'm in!
Here's �2.

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Oh! A fat quid? Brill!

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I'm Tom. I'm a ledge.

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I'm Matthew. I'm not a ledge.

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I'm Ben. When I was a baby, I fell
off a ledge.

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I've heard about you.

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They say, if you give him
something shiny, he'll eat it.

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Hey! Nice bum bag.

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It's not a bum bag, it's my
Pogtainer.

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And with this final Pog,
I'll have completed my set.

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No-one likes Pogs any more!
Pogs are sad.

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In my gang, we're into...

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friendship bracelets.

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Wow! That's loads!

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How many friends are in this gang?

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Just me.

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But I'm really good
at making friendship bracelets.

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Can we be in your gang?

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Hmm... You'll have to pass some kind
of test.

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Let me think.

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What's wrong with your yo-yo?

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It bends off to the left.

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I knew this costume was too
revealing.

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No! The yo-yo!

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It just needs a weight on the other
side.

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Something like...

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...this.

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Isn't that your final Pog?

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Ben, sit on this.

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I like your ideas, Matthew.

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And your beard!
So thick on one so young!

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It works!
Now, what's this test?

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No need for a test.
You've both already passed.

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Matthew, you'll be the brains.

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And, Ben, you'll be the, er...

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buttocks!

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I'll teach you the secret handshake.

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It needs a bit of work.

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I used to carry that yo-yo
everywhere!

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I had it with me when I broke my
arm. When I got hit by that bus.

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And when I saw my grandfather fall from a
fifth-floor window into a wood-chipper.

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It was sort of like a good luck
charm.

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Go and get it!

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Dressing as the blue Power Ranger
for PE?

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Ha! What an idiot!

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Everyone knows the red one's the
fastest.

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It'll be in here. This box contains
my happiest memories.

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Wrong box.

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This box contains my happiest
memories.

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Here it is. We're rich!

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Yay!

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Wait a minute!
It's still bent off to the left.

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The Pog isn't here! It must have
come off!

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Well, where is it?
I'll search these magazines.

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No! Give me a minute.
I can remember this.

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The last time
this yo-yo worked properly was...

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Well, it must've been
the last day of school.

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Dude!

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We still need to work
on that secret handshake.

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I thought you were getting your
shirt signed by all your friends?

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I did.

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Mrs Coulson?

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Yeah. The best librarian I've ever
known.

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What do you think of this?

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You've gotta watch what you do
with your hair, Tom, it'll fall out.

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That's not going to happen!

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Tom!

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You told me the last day of school
was fancy dress!

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It is. Look, Matthew's come
dressed as Harry Potter.

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Eh-oh!

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I can't believe
it's the last day of school.

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Just think, seven years ago,
we were in this room,

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we couldn't spell, we could barely
write, we couldn't read.

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Yeah.

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Nothing changes.
Hey.

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Remember our promise - when we're older,
we're all going to live together.

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I dunno, guys. I'm off to university.

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The next time you see me, I'll have
joined the upper echelons of academia.

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You might find it intimidating hanging
out with a guy who's been to...

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Grimsby Technical College.

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What's your plan, Tom?
I'm off to see the world.

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I read this incredible book
that inspired me to travel,

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to really get out on the road.

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Ooh, Jack Kerouac?
No, it was an A to Z.

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I've got big plans.

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Mum says I've got
to tidy my room this Saturday.

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And then...

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the world is my oyster.

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Ben's like me.

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We're studying at the University of
Life.

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Actually, Tom...

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this came this morning.

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I've been rejected
from the University of Life.

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Hey, guys.

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Eugh!
Can I sign your leavers' books?

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No! They're for school leavers, not
school losers.

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Come on, guys, let's head
to the dinner hall, y'all.

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I didn't know this place
had a dinner hall!

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Can't believe I found out
on the last day of school.

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Yes, Ben, the dinner hall,
just past the toilets.

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Toilets?!

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Tom, can I talk to you for a
second?

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Matthew tells me
you're going travelling the world.

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I've booked myself
a one-way ferry ticket to Calais.

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Then who knows?

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First Europe. Then Asia.

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Maybe swing over to Latin America,
see how those amigos are doing.

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Oh!

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Well, I'm going to miss you,
like, loads and stuff...

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so I was wondering, well,

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maybe you'd give me something
to remember you by?

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Remember me with that, all right?

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Tom, quick! We just heard a rumour -
they're going to egg all the sad kids!

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I can't wait to see this!

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- Sad kids! Sad kids! Sad kids!
- Sad kids! Sad kids! Sad kids!

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This is incredible news!

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Yeah! Rachel...
you fancied me!

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That was years ago. I was, like, 14.

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God, I wish you were still 14.

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No...

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No, that came out wrong.

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The Pog's on the denim jacket.
Do you still have it?

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Give me ten minutes.

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Ten minutes?
Sounds about right.

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No!

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You're going to stay right here.

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If you insist.

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Whoa!

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Right, so this is all my old
clothes.

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The jacket must be in here
somewhere.

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Rachel, did you actually
used to wear this?

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Yeah, yeah...
Yeah, Rachel used to wear it.

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Here it is! We're rich!

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Yay!

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Wait.

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The Pog's not on here.

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It must be. It was definitely there
last time I wore it.

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It was at the house-warming party
for this place. Remember?

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You look happy.
How could I not be?

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I'm moving into a flat with my two
favourite people in the world -

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my sister and my girlfriend.

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I hope Fiona
doesn't mind me living with you.

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Of course not. Fiona loves you.

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Rachel, I've labelled
all the food in the fridge

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so you won't "accidentally" use some of
our margarine like you did this morning.

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I'm sorry, Fiona.
It was only one piece of toast.

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Oh, God, yeah, it's fine. I'm
not the housemate from hell, am I?

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Just buy us another tub.

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Right, now I kinda need
to talk to my boo-boo,

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so if you could... shoo-shoo.

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Don't worry,
I suddenly really need a drink.

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It's a great party, isn't it?
Look at all these people.

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Matthew, these are all Rachel's
friends. Where are yours?

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I'm sure they'll be here soon, dear.

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Love you.

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Not in front of everybody.
And don't slouch.

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Ooh! That'll be them now.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Brokeback Mountain! Get it?

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Ben, this isn't a fancy dress party.

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I know.

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So, how's uni? Settling in all
right?

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Ben, I've graduated.
It's been three years.

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Three years?!

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I need to get this back to
Blockbuster.

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So, what have you been up to?

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Well, I've got my own place,
a degree, a girlfriend. You?

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I'm your girlfriend?

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No, what have you been up to?

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Oh!

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Lots of stuff.

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This took me a good couple of days.

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And this weekend,
I'm finally going to tidy my room.

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Matthew, some of Rachel's friends
are drinking our lemonade.

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It's clearly labelled.

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Howdy. What's your name?

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Ben... it's me.

249
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Rachel! You look so different!

250
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:59,820
I can't keep up with all this
change.

251
00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:01,460
I wish Tom was still here.

252
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:03,620
Oh, me too.

253
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:07,060
It's incredible what he's doing -
travelling the world.

254
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:10,420
I often think of him -
rugged, handsome,

255
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:15,460
his long hair flowing in the wind as
he hikes down the Great Wall of China.

256
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,300
The Great Wall of China?

257
00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:22,020
Come on, Rachel!
That was knocked down in 1989.

258
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,540
Er, Rachel, Fiona would like you
to explain to your friends

259
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,060
about the importance of coasters.

260
00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:39,780
Jai-ho!

261
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,540
Tom! You're back!

262
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:44,540
I return from my travels.

263
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:48,500
And I come bearing gifts.

264
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:53,340
Ben, this is for you.

265
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:56,620
And, Matthew, these...

266
00:14:56,620 --> 00:15:00,540
are for you.

267
00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:04,660
So, tell us all about your
adventures.

268
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:08,380
Such sights, such smells,

269
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:11,020
such special offers.

270
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:16,580
The duty-free at Calais is
incredible.

271
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:19,180
Oh, God, you never left the
duty-free!

272
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:22,500
You've never seen Toblerone so big.

273
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:28,020
Hey, Rachel's here.
She'll be delighted to see you.

274
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:30,540
Rachel!
Oh, dear.

275
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:33,660
Has she still got
her little teenage crush on me?

276
00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:36,540
Tom!

277
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:39,980
Oh, my God!

278
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,780
Oh... my... God!

279
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:47,100
You're not how I remember you at
all.

280
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:50,100
I was about to say exactly the same
thing.

281
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,780
Guys... you must meet my girlfriend.

282
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:58,500
Fiona, this is Tom and Ben,
my oldest and dearest pals.

283
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,900
Tom's just come back from Calais.

284
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,420
Imagine the biggest bottle of Malibu
you've ever seen.

285
00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:08,860
Now double it.

286
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,700
You're still not even close.

287
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:15,500
He's blowing my mind.

288
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,900
Come on, Matthew, I want to dance.

289
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:22,100
Fiona seems a bit...
Of a bitch. Yeah, she is.

290
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,340
What does Matthew even see in her?

291
00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:27,100
? Missy be puttin' it down
I'm the hottest round ?

292
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,300
? I told y'all mother...
Y'all can't stop me now ?

293
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,260
? Listen to me now
I'm lasting 20 rounds ?

294
00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:33,460
? And if you want me... ?

295
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,020
Now I really need a drink.

296
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:39,420
Your wish is my giant bottle of
Malibu.

297
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:45,420
No, thanks, Tom. If I drank all of this,
I might do something really stupid.

298
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,300
Where am I?

299
00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:53,500
Oh.

300
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,740
Oh, my God.

301
00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:59,340
Er... Listen, Tom,

302
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:00,700
I was drunk and...

303
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:01,820
Ben?!

304
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,940
Oh, shit.

305
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:26,140
"Never tell anyone about this,
or else!

306
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:29,260
"PS, you should really tidy this
room."

307
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,940
I can't believe you've slept with
Rachel!

308
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,500
I can't believe you told them!

309
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,700
You took advantage of me
when I was drunk!

310
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:43,380
You took advantage of ME when I was
drunk!

311
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:47,340
Why did no-one take advantage of ME?
I was drunk!

312
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,660
It's fine.

313
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:52,460
Honestly. I'm fine.

314
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,380
Just going to go and get a drink.

315
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,780
You massive BLEEP!

316
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,860
You ginormous BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!

317
00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:07,460
You heart wa... BLEEP!
You horse lasagne!

318
00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:10,140
You BLEEP cunt!

319
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:21,620
Well, ha-ha,
let's not worry about the past.

320
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,020
Let's focus on the present.

321
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,300
What's pinned to that headboard
is worth a fortune.

322
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,420
Did you bring it with you
when you moved in?

323
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:29,980
Yes. Go and get it!

324
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:35,540
Just the Pog, I mean, not the
whole...

325
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,900
...headboard.

326
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,260
Here it is! We're rich!

327
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:44,340
Yeah!

328
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,700
But it's not on here.

329
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,380
What? Maybe I tidied it away.

330
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:51,380
Be serious, Ben.

331
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,860
When was the last time you had that
Pog?

332
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,140
Well...

333
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:59,340
must have been four years ago.

334
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:03,180
It was the day Tom and I
moved into this flat.

335
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,900
Maybe I'm out of touch,
but I just don't get modern music.

336
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,820
That's more like it.

337
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,820
? ...I'd been married long time ago ?

338
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,180
? Where did you come from?
Where did you go? ?

339
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,260
Ben, watch your feet on the stairs.

340
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,100
I dropped something,
so there's some water...

341
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,900
and some glass...

342
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,940
and a goldfish.

343
00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:32,860
Dude-decahedron!

344
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,620
Hey, housemate!

345
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:48,180
I shouldn't have boxed up
all my other clothes.

346
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:53,540
Whoa!

347
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,380
Listen, I'm sorry Fiona split up
with you,

348
00:19:57,380 --> 00:20:01,900
but it does mean we get to fulfil
our pact and all live together.

349
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,220
Ha!

350
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:06,300
Besides, you're better off without
her.

351
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,500
That girl was a complete bi...

352
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,900
...bibbity bobbity boo!

353
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,300
Fiona! You're still here!

354
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:18,420
Perfect. Just two of the many
reasons I'm leaving you.

355
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,580
Well, now you can live with your pathetic
school friends and never grow up.

356
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:26,380
Brilliant!
Cheer up.

357
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:30,500
How about we put some music on
and you can have a dance?

358
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,060
? ...Missy be puttin' it down
I'm the hottest round... ?

359
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,820
I'm going through a difficult
break-up!

360
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:38,380
Worth a try.

361
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,740
I'll be back tomorrow, Matthew,
for the rest of my stuff,

362
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,060
which is clearly labelled.

363
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:48,460
Rachel! Well, that's me moved out of
my room.

364
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,420
Sorry, but it still smells
a bit of my perfume.

365
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:52,700
Bagsy my room!

366
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,380
Ben.

367
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,340
Rachel.

368
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,340
Um...

369
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,620
Listen...

370
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,340
Um...
Rachel!

371
00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:08,180
I have got you a brilliant
house-leaving present.

372
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,300
So, this one must be my room.

373
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,380
Ooh!

374
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,500
It's going to need a tidy.

375
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:27,380
Oh, I'm going to miss
living with you, Matthew.

376
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:28,980
But I'll call you in the week.

377
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,380
You thought any more about that
internship at Carabine Promotions?

378
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:34,460
I think I can do a little bit better
than a temp job at your office.

379
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:39,420
Don't forget, I almost got a 2:2
in Leisure and Tourism.

380
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,340
Ta-dah!

381
00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:47,020
Oh, Tom!

382
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,980
It's so... big.

383
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:52,740
Oh, better go. Andrew's waiting
outside.

384
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,740
Who's Andrew? The removal man?

385
00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:57,260
No, Tom! Andrew's my boyfriend.

386
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,340
Bye, guys.

387
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:14,540
Now that I'm living here,
nothing can hold me back.

388
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:18,420
Who knows where life will take me?

389
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,940
I can't believe that was four years
ago.

390
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:29,140
I need to tidy that room.

391
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,340
Still, it was fun remembering
things, wasn't it?

392
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:35,220
What?

393
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,900
The Pog! You haven't remembered the
Pog.

394
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,220
Oh, yeah. I was just getting to
that.

395
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:45,820
Who knows where life will take me?

396
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:05,580
Hm!

397
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:13,860
So, it was... under this table all
along!

398
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,380
We're rich!

399
00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:22,740
It's not here.

400
00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:25,300
Can I trust anything you say any
more?

401
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:28,540
Wait. This isn't the same table.

402
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:31,740
That table was Fiona's. She came back
the next day to pick it up

403
00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:34,020
with the rest of her
clearly labelled stuff.

404
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:35,940
Well, then you need to phone Fiona.

405
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,460
D'you know what?

406
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,580
I'm not that bothered
about these Pogs after all.

407
00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:44,460
Oh, come on, Matthew!
Matthew!

408
00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:45,660
All right, all right!

409
00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:59,180
I can't do it. Rachel, you answer it.

410
00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:04,780
I can't answer it. She hates me.
Tom...

411
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:06,220
Don't look at me.

412
00:24:06,220 --> 00:24:07,620
I'll get it.

413
00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:15,100
What? You said it was knight-time.

414
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:25,060
Ben, you look... fantastic.

415
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:27,260
Knight-time. Huh! Yeah.

416
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:34,340
Matthew, it's so good to see you.
You look great.

417
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,980
Rachel!
You look more beautiful than ever.

418
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:42,260
Tom!

419
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:47,780
Hello!

420
00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:52,780
Fiona, you're...
you're really nice!

421
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:54,340
Come in.

422
00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:57,580
Oh! I love what you've done
with the place.

423
00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:02,260
Yeah, I think might owe you all an apology
for the way I used to treat you all.

424
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:05,060
I guess back then I...
I might have been a bit of a bitch.

425
00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:07,620
No!

426
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:11,100
I was just so unhappy.
But I sorted myself out.

427
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:14,140
I went to a therapist who told me
the whole time I was dating Matthew

428
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:16,500
I was just massively sexually
unfulfilled.

429
00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:22,420
Huh! Let's have a look at this table,
eh, shall we?

430
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:23,700
Before we do that...

431
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:27,660
...there's someone very special
I'd like you to meet.

432
00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:34,900
Matthew, this is Martin.

433
00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:38,180
You should have told me.

434
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:41,900
? It's not time to make a change ?

435
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:45,420
? Just relax, take it easy ?

436
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:48,740
? You're still young
that's your fault ?

437
00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:52,580
? There's so much you have to know ?

438
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,940
? Find a girl... ?

439
00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:55,940
And this is my husband, Marcus.

440
00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:03,100
Well, Fiona, you've certainly got a
type.

441
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:07,780
You must be Matthew.
I've heard all about you.

442
00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:09,460
I was Fiona's therapist.

443
00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:12,780
And let me tell you, I... I really
got to the root of the problem.

444
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,860
Christ alive, mate,
your kid's right there!

445
00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:18,740
Now, Matthew, I can't sell you
our old coffee table.

446
00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:20,060
You can just have it.

447
00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:22,780
It's been so lovely to see you all
again.

448
00:26:22,780 --> 00:26:26,300
Come on, Martin,
let's get you to your dance class.

449
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:29,460
And then we'll get Mummy home
for a little... therapy session.

450
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:32,060
Oh! Eurgh!

451
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:34,700
We did it! We're rich!

452
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,940
Yeah!

453
00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:39,100
And all it cost us was our
friendship.

454
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:41,420
Oh... Come on, mate.

455
00:26:41,420 --> 00:26:47,140
Tom, get over it. We were drunk.
It was just meaningless, wild sex.

456
00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:49,460
Yeah.

457
00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:53,020
And only once.
Most of the night we were just...

458
00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:57,460
cuddling.
Aarrrrghhhh!

459
00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:02,620
How long before those two get
together?

460
00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:07,980
All done?

461
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:21,220
The Pog!

462
00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:25,660
This time, we really are rich!

463
00:27:25,660 --> 00:27:28,420
My collection is complete.

464
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:32,700
Hang on.

465
00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,660
There's an identical one right next
to it.

466
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:37,020
Oh, God!

467
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,820
I've remembered the wrong Pog!

468
00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:46,900
This wasn't the final Pog.
This was a swapsy.

469
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:48,460
What did the other Pog look like?

470
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:52,300
It was a shiny.
A silver shiny.

471
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:53,860
And what happened to it?

472
00:27:57,420 --> 00:28:00,100
They say if you give him something
shiny, he'll eat it.

473
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,860
Hey! Nice bum bag.

474
00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:04,900
It's not a bum bag, it's my
Pogtainer.

475
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:07,740
Pogs? Shiny!

476
00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:14,500
I've got no idea
what happened to that shiny Pog.

477
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:16,820
Well...

478
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,620
I guess we'll never know.

479
00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:25,460
I suppose what we've learnt
from this episode

480
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:29,580
is you can't live in the past, so
it's important to forgive and forget.

481
00:28:29,580 --> 00:28:32,540
And finally, they don't make 'em like
they used to.

482
00:28:32,540 --> 00:28:36,340
? If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye
Joe I'd been married long time ago ?

483
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,180
? Where did you come from?
Where did you go? ?

484
00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:40,060
? Where did you come from
Cotton Eye Joe? ?

485
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:42,780
? If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye
Joe I'd been married long time ago ?

486
00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:45,740
? Where did you come from?
Where did you go? ?

487
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,420
? Where did you come from
Cotton Eye Joe? ?

488
00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:58,260
? If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye
Joe I'd been married long time ago ?

489
00:28:58,260 --> 00:28:59,980
? Where did you come from?
Where did you go? ?

490
00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:01,820
? Where did you come from
Cotton Eye Joe? ?

491
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:05,100
? If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye
Joe I'd been married long time ago ?

492
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,340
? Where did you come from?
Where did you go? ?

493
00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:09,460
? Where did you come from
Cotton Eye Joe? ?

494
00:29:09,510 --> 00:29:14,060
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